National Football League players, Chicago teachers, and Boston school bus
drivers have just been joined on the picket line by strikers from a different
quarter.  Infocom, Inc. has announced that the development department,
affectionately known as the "imps," has taken a vote to join the Teamsters
(Local 42) and has gone out on strike effective immediately.
	The striking imps are demanding higher wages, more bagel days, a
shorter work week, free agency, better benefits, royalties, and no Friday
Party duty. Management has been tough on the imps' demands, looking at bagels
as the only point where they might give in.